It’s only 11:26 a.m. and I have already seen my quota of stupid things for the day.
Stupid thing #1: While waiting in line at Old Navy, I noticed the very squirmy 3-year-old in front of me was wearing little teeny tiny flip flop sandals that HAD A HALF-INCH HEEL.
Stupid thing #2: As I was unlocking my front door to get in just now, I heard a car coming up the street. I turned around to see if it was anyone I know (it often is, since I live in a relatively quiet area where there isn’t a lot of “just passing through” traffic), and saw a 10(ish)-year-old boy sticking out of the sunroof from about the waist up, grinning like he was having the time of his life.
Seriously. What is wrong with people?!
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Really? Your quota for stupid things is 2 per day?! I don’t know how you survive on that – I have to allow for at least 17.
Well, my quota has been lowered this summer due to the minimal amounts of face-to-face contact I’ve been having with other people. (Some days I only leave the house to retrieve the mail from the mailbox. Yes, I know, I’m kind of pathetic.) I’m sure it will rocket back up once I’m dealing with university people on a daily basis, whee!
I’ve done the wait-sticky-outy thing. Though that was on a military training course and not a public road.