What is wrong with people?

It’s only 11:26 a.m. and I have already seen my quota of stupid things for the day.
Stupid thing #1: While waiting in line at Old Navy, I noticed the very squirmy 3-year-old in front of me was wearing little teeny tiny flip flop sandals that HAD A HALF-INCH HEEL.
Stupid thing #2: As I was unlocking [...]